Bretman Rock Instagram Stories, August 29, 2026

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Bretman Rock's Kate Spade bag has eggs in it

Bretman Rock is fully back after a multi-day stomach bug and he is making sure everyone knows it. In a neon-lit room wearing a black tank top and holding a pink lip product, he breaks down the whole recovery arc: cramps every hour the first day, then down to four episodes, then one, and now zero. He credits the glow on his face as the proof. Elsewhere, his lesbian friend spotted his Kate Spade ad playing in-store and texted him immediately, so Bretman hops in the car with sunglasses on to go see it in person and actually buy the bag he modeled because nobody sent it home with him after the shoot. At the store he reveals the bag is a cow-print style, and when he shows what is inside it, the answer is eggs. Just actual eggs. There is also a birthday moment with a red lei, some very reluctant Happy Birthday singing, and a cake, plus a quick panic when his parrot Paul goes missing for five minutes and turns out to have been sitting on the fireplace mantel the whole time.

TopicsKate Spadestomach bug recoverypet parrotbirthday