Bretman Rock Instagram Stories, August 5, 2026

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Bretman Rock counts 18 avocados wrong, still right

Bretman Rock counted 18 avocados from his backyard harvest and somehow got the number right even after skipping several digits out loud. He recaps the whole thing from his car, headwrap on, holding a white hydration product, genuinely baffled that his brain landed on the correct total despite the messy count. He jokes 'is that what they mean when they say find x?' Then it's outside with the dogs, shirtless and barefoot in blue polka-dot Crocs, water hose in hand while his pack goes absolutely feral on the grass.

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