Bretman Rock Instagram Stories, August 4, 2026

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Bretman Rock is NOT your experiment, bitch

Bretman Rock gives a full tour of his bird situation and then gets very direct about his dating preferences. He checks in on Lilo and Loa, his two massive birds on the rooftop, joking they're 'getting humongous' and big enough for Thanksgiving. Then he updates fans on Paul the pink parrot, who's settled into the gym garage, eating from a clear bowl, loving the open garage doors and watching other birds fly by. Bretman's aviary for Paul is apparently on the way. In the yard, he's got peacocks wandering the grass while he lounges in neon pink Crocs under a tree. The last clip is pure unfiltered Bretman: wearing a neon yellow-red geometric shirt in front of his magenta-lit closet, he goes off on the straight-identifying men sliding into his DMs asking for dates, making it crystal clear he is gay, wants to date gay men exclusively, and is not anyone's experiment or fetish.

TopicsPaul the parrotrooftop birdspeacocksneon Crocsgay dating rant