Bretman Rock Instagram Monthly Recap, August 20, 2026

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Top 15 Bretman Rock Moments, July, August 2026

Bretman turned 28 and did not come to play. He harvested 18 avocados and did the math wrong (but still got 18), fed papaya seeds to peacocks on his lawn, and dropped a very direct statement about only dating gay men. The birthday content alone is a whole era: a blowout that had him telling everyone to go home, hand-signed lobster posters for guests, and a cake in China that was literally modeled after his house, complete with chickens and his dog Lenae. Speaking of China, he booked a Japan trip on August 1st and ended up in Lijiang, Yunnan in a traditional blue fit with snow-capped peaks behind him. Back home: parrot Paul is eating from a bowl (slow progress, but progress), cockatiel Fanny refuses to learn Queen of the Night, and the birthday Leo chicks have a mustache. Also, he called out the proximity liars in the sauna, with receipts.

TopicsIsland Vintage pokeLijiang YunnanBROG HokkaidoPaul parrotavocado harvestbirthday cakesauna talkLeo chicksJapan tripChina travel